tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-80610772043544380482011-06-13T18:57:50.450-07:00Darth Rokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03982975680361523687noreply@blogger.comBlogger71100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8061077204354438048.post-45860358296043274082009-04-07T10:39:00.001-07:002009-04-07T10:40:44.614-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ykdR_qizyTk/SduPzXErbVI/AAAAAAAACIs/b3FsoLSoA3E/s1600-h/bacon+%26+eggs+platter.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 323px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ykdR_qizyTk/SduPzXErbVI/AAAAAAAACIs/b3FsoLSoA3E/s400/bacon+%26+eggs+platter.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322005497198112082" /></a><br /><br />There is nothing easy about over easy eggs and there is nothing hard about boiling eggs. Why do you people do this to me?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8061077204354438048-4586035829604327408?l=jamalmashburn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Darth Rokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03982975680361523687noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8061077204354438048.post-85082478192277714892009-04-07T05:46:00.000-07:002009-04-07T05:48:59.702-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ykdR_qizyTk/SdtLlgKUqwI/AAAAAAAACIY/rXpvZwShoGg/s1600-h/meat-face.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 302px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ykdR_qizyTk/SdtLlgKUqwI/AAAAAAAACIY/rXpvZwShoGg/s400/meat-face.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321930492328848130" /></a><br /><br />According to my doctor, your eyes, nose, and mouth are part of your "face," not your grill.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8061077204354438048-8508247819227771489?l=jamalmashburn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Darth Rokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03982975680361523687noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8061077204354438048.post-35242054621255668562009-04-06T19:14:00.000-07:002009-04-06T19:17:21.087-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ykdR_qizyTk/Sdq3djDEJ0I/AAAAAAAACII/sleiGnsJ4j4/s1600-h/birds_194.gif"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 173px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ykdR_qizyTk/Sdq3djDEJ0I/AAAAAAAACII/sleiGnsJ4j4/s400/birds_194.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321767627943847746" /></a><br /><br /><br />The other day my mom said that being on ESPN had really helped me come out of my shell. I laughed and said, "no mom, I came out of you." <br /><br />See -- birds come out of eggs, babies come out of mommies.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8061077204354438048-3524205462125566856?l=jamalmashburn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Darth Rokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03982975680361523687noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8061077204354438048.post-42598045854760004542009-04-06T17:43:00.000-07:002009-04-06T17:45:21.560-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ykdR_qizyTk/Sdqh6GHZn0I/AAAAAAAACH8/RlrMlQH5dMs/s1600-h/Pedestrial-Accident-Lawyers-781142.png"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ykdR_qizyTk/Sdqh6GHZn0I/AAAAAAAACH8/RlrMlQH5dMs/s400/Pedestrial-Accident-Lawyers-781142.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321743929137798978" /></a><br /><br />Look down at your feet. Are they moving? Then you are a pedestrian. Why the fancy word? I don't know. I think some people just try to impress themselves.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8061077204354438048-4259804585476000454?l=jamalmashburn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Darth Rokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03982975680361523687noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8061077204354438048.post-24088794082109919502009-04-06T17:41:00.000-07:002009-04-06T17:43:44.425-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ykdR_qizyTk/SdqhbcoPiMI/AAAAAAAACH0/0fqIzAWf4lE/s1600-h/apples-and-oranges.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 265px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ykdR_qizyTk/SdqhbcoPiMI/AAAAAAAACH0/0fqIzAWf4lE/s400/apples-and-oranges.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321743402605185218" /></a><br /><br />You are talkin' apples and oranges and I am talkin' about fruit.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8061077204354438048-2408879408210991950?l=jamalmashburn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Darth Rokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03982975680361523687noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8061077204354438048.post-59766110324160342982009-04-06T17:39:00.000-07:002009-04-07T10:43:15.163-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ykdR_qizyTk/SdqhJgJ8wtI/AAAAAAAACHs/4k9nH9bUs54/s1600-h/oj.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 281px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ykdR_qizyTk/SdqhJgJ8wtI/AAAAAAAACHs/4k9nH9bUs54/s400/oj.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321743094314222290" /></a><br /><br />Save yourself a lot of time and headaches. Whether you concentrate or not, there is juice in that box.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8061077204354438048-5976611032416034298?l=jamalmashburn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Darth Rokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03982975680361523687noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8061077204354438048.post-73074089775393508062009-04-06T17:36:00.000-07:002009-04-07T10:42:04.950-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ykdR_qizyTk/SdqgSbpef2I/AAAAAAAACHk/WisvHbrKYJ4/s1600-h/mcdonalds-fries-msg.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 217px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ykdR_qizyTk/SdqgSbpef2I/AAAAAAAACHk/WisvHbrKYJ4/s400/mcdonalds-fries-msg.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321742148211474274" /></a><br /><br /><br />French fries are nothing more than potatoes.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8061077204354438048-7307408977539350806?l=jamalmashburn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Darth Rokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03982975680361523687noreply@blogger.com0